So the New Jesus is Austrailian heh. Must be because ALL that trouble in the He had to head South. Too Bad “Australian Jesus” resembles ‘ ‘ or He might have been a little more convincing, to at least some of those bone heads out there. But. I don’t think even with ALL the , “New Jesus” is gonna Get Over.
Maybe they need to Promote ‘New Jesus’ through a better Agency and a Better ‘Catch Phrase’. This gimmick ain’t workin’ for me.
How about a “Gay Jesus” with a Black Lover Who Re-incarnates, Converts, Saves and can Dance really, really good? Ummmmm.
Or, better yet. Let’s just finally Reveal ‘New Jesus” as being A BLACK MAN then maybe and finally Everyone will BELIEVE and Begin WORSHIPING Jesus without trepidation. How about that?
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