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So you know ThatKellieGirl is getting her Easter bonnet ready for Resurrection Sunday! Coming from a long line of women who have donned Easter hats, I shouldn’t have been suprised when I became hooked on Easter hats last year ! It was the first time I wore a Easter hat so I wore the traditional Easter hat with – - Read more…
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Out of all the events of year, December is one of the most loved month. Christmas celebrates the birth of Jesus Christ, also, happiness, love and so much more! What I love about it is that feel good ambiance that it brings. And so lights are everywhere. In our place here in Butuan, a truly attractive scene is being captured. I personally admire the beauty that these lights bring about. – - more
When you think of Pamela Anderson you think “Baywatch,” swimsuits and maybe sex tapes. But the blond bombshell is now set to play the mother of the baby Jesus in a role, albeit comedic, for Canadian TV show “A Russell Peters Christmas Special”.
I am guessing here, “Nothing, at all, is Sacred anymore”. Hopefully Miss Pamela can handle wearing the veil and robe without causing them ALL to just burst into flames. – - more
And they say Men have BALLS!
This Story, bar none, is one of my favorite all time examples of how God’s wit far surpasses people’s deviant ways. The Powers which Rules our Universe are absolutely the ‘Best’ stand-up Comediennes. Check this out!
In 1965, without any steady income and at age 90 years and, with no heirs, Mme. Jeanne Calment was forced to sign a deal to sell her apartment she lived in for decades, to lawyer Raffray, based on a sort of ‘Reverse Mortgage‘. The agreement was contingency based and devised by Monsieur Raffray. Mr. Raffray, then aged 47 years, agreed to pay Mme. Calment, a monthly sum of 2,500 francs until Mme. Calment’s death. Raffray figured on Mme. Calment, maybe having a few years left to live. But, as fate would have it, Raffray ended up paying Calment the equivalent of more than $180,000, which was more than double the apartment’s value. After Raffray’s death from cancer at the age of 77, in 1995, his widow continued the payments of Mme. Calment’s Agreement with her Husband until the Death of Mme. Calment, at the tender age of 122 years old in 1997. Hummm …!
— please CLICK HERE to read more about Madame Calment
So the New Jesus is Austrailian heh. Must be because ALL that trouble in the He had to head South. Too Bad “Australian Jesus” resembles ‘ ‘ or He might have been a little more convincing, to at least some of those bone heads out there. But. I don’t think even with ALL the , “New Jesus” is gonna Get Over.
Maybe they need to Promote ‘New Jesus’ through a better Agency and a Better ‘Catch Phrase’. This gimmick ain’t workin’ for me.
How about a “Gay Jesus” with a Black Lover Who Re-incarnates, Converts, Saves and can Dance really, really good? Ummmmm.
Or, better yet. Let’s just finally Reveal ‘New Jesus” as being A BLACK MAN then maybe and finally Everyone will BELIEVE and Begin WORSHIPING Jesus without trepidation. How about that?
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